BE GLAD YOUR NOSE IS ON YOUR FACE

Be glad your nose is on your face,
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.
Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your
toes,
that clearly would not be a treat,
for you’d be forced to smell your
feet.
Your nose would be a source of
dread
were it attached atop your head,
it soon would drive you to
despair,
forever tickled by your hair.
Within your ear, your nose would
be
an absolute catastrophe,
for when you were obliged to
sneeze,
your brain would rattle from the
breeze.
Your nose, instead, through thick
and thin,
remains between your eyes and
chin,
not pasted on some other place–
be glad your nose is on your face!